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Posted 5 hours ago
gallifreyburning:

mutedlikesunset:

Doomsday AU: In which Rose is the Doctor, and John Smith is trapped in the parallel universe.
John: Where are you?
Rose: Inside the TARDIS. There’s one tiny little gap in the universe left, just about to close. And it takes a lot of power to send this projection—I’m in orbit around a supernova. I’m burning up a sun just to say goodbye.
John: Can’t you come through properly?
Rose: The whole thing would fracture. The two universes would collapse.

Rose knows that if it was up to John, he would tear apart the fabric of reality to get back to her — that’s him, protective and loyal to the point of foolishness.
Her John.
The wind is wreaking havoc on his long, floppy hair and he’s hunched in his overcoat. He’s still wearing his pinstripes, and it’s bizarre because when she looks at him, she sees two different men. She sees the skinny grocery clerk dressed up in a suit and on his way to a job interview, trapped in the Underground by the Autons; and she also sees the man he’s become after traveling with her for two years, brave and confident, a rudder that keeps her steady when she gets lost, that steers her home every time.
His face is pinched into a frown, and he isn’t saying anything, just staring with those enormous brown eyes. There’s a world of emotion in them, longing and heartbreak and the tiniest spark of hope. 
Of course he’d hope; she always manages to be impressive, doesn’t she? Impressive Time Lord, that’s her, fixing everything, somehow stumbling through and coming out all right? 
This isn’t going to come out all right. 
She doesn’t have the courage to tell him. He’s shivering. “Where are we? Where did the gap come out?”
“We’re in Norway,” he says.
She glances around, takes in the topography; she should’ve guessed, should’ve called up that information from somewhere in the infinite space between her ears, but she’s feeling out of sorts. “Norway, right.”
“About fifty miles out of Bergen. It’s called ‘Dårlig Ulv Stranden’.”
She blinks at that, cocks her head. Feels panic nipping at her stomach. Because if he’s alone, in another universe, stranded with them … she might just do it. She might just tear down the fabric of reality to get to him, to keep him safe. “Dalek?”
“Dårl-ig. It’s Norwegian for ‘bad’. This translates as ‘Bad Wolf Bay.’”
Her mouth curves up into a smile, but even though she’s standing in the warm console room of the TARDIS, her cheeks are numb. He smiles a little, too, and it’s the most melancholy thing she’s ever seen. 
“How long have we got?” he asks.
Her enormous Time Lord brain calculates it automatically, down to the nanosecond, but she rounds up for his sake: “About two minutes.”
He looks down, shoves the toe of his Chuck into the sand, and she wonders how gritty it is, what it feels like on that beach, and whether he’s shivering because of the cold or because of the effort required to keep the tears in his eyes from spilling out.
“I can’t think of what to say!” he blurts out. 
He isn’t speechless very often, her John. The only times he’s really quiet are in bed — skin against skin, sweat and small words between them. She blinks, and in that moment spends an eternity in her memories, in the puff of his breath and the touch of his lips, the feel of his need and her own that matches. 
When she opens her eyes, she realizes she’s got one hand resting on her belly. He’s noticed, too, his gaze lingering just long enough for realization to dawn, just long enough for him to make a noise like he’s been punched in the chest. 
He forces his eyes up to meet hers, steps toward her without conscious thought. “Rose. You’re not…?”
Because she can’t stand to imagine him living the rest of his life locked away in this universe, aching with the knowledge that he’s been separated not only from the Time Lord who loves him but also their child, she lies. 

gallifreyburning:

mutedlikesunset:

Doomsday AU: In which Rose is the Doctor, and John Smith is trapped in the parallel universe.

John: Where are you?

Rose: Inside the TARDIS. There’s one tiny little gap in the universe left, just about to close. And it takes a lot of power to send this projection—I’m in orbit around a supernova. I’m burning up a sun just to say goodbye.

John: Can’t you come through properly?

Rose: The whole thing would fracture. The two universes would collapse.

Rose knows that if it was up to John, he would tear apart the fabric of reality to get back to her — that’s him, protective and loyal to the point of foolishness.

Her John.

The wind is wreaking havoc on his long, floppy hair and he’s hunched in his overcoat. He’s still wearing his pinstripes, and it’s bizarre because when she looks at him, she sees two different men. She sees the skinny grocery clerk dressed up in a suit and on his way to a job interview, trapped in the Underground by the Autons; and she also sees the man he’s become after traveling with her for two years, brave and confident, a rudder that keeps her steady when she gets lost, that steers her home every time.

His face is pinched into a frown, and he isn’t saying anything, just staring with those enormous brown eyes. There’s a world of emotion in them, longing and heartbreak and the tiniest spark of hope. 

Of course he’d hope; she always manages to be impressive, doesn’t she? Impressive Time Lord, that’s her, fixing everything, somehow stumbling through and coming out all right? 

This isn’t going to come out all right. 

She doesn’t have the courage to tell him. He’s shivering. “Where are we? Where did the gap come out?”

“We’re in Norway,” he says.

She glances around, takes in the topography; she should’ve guessed, should’ve called up that information from somewhere in the infinite space between her ears, but she’s feeling out of sorts. “Norway, right.”

About fifty miles out of Bergen. It’s called ‘Dårlig Ulv Stranden’.”

She blinks at that, cocks her head. Feels panic nipping at her stomach. Because if he’s alone, in another universe, stranded with them … she might just do it. She might just tear down the fabric of reality to get to him, to keep him safe. “Dalek?”

Dårl-ig. It’s Norwegian for ‘bad’. This translates as ‘Bad Wolf Bay.’”

Her mouth curves up into a smile, but even though she’s standing in the warm console room of the TARDIS, her cheeks are numb. He smiles a little, too, and it’s the most melancholy thing she’s ever seen. 

“How long have we got?” he asks.

Her enormous Time Lord brain calculates it automatically, down to the nanosecond, but she rounds up for his sake: “About two minutes.”

He looks down, shoves the toe of his Chuck into the sand, and she wonders how gritty it is, what it feels like on that beach, and whether he’s shivering because of the cold or because of the effort required to keep the tears in his eyes from spilling out.

“I can’t think of what to say!” he blurts out. 

He isn’t speechless very often, her John. The only times he’s really quiet are in bed — skin against skin, sweat and small words between them. She blinks, and in that moment spends an eternity in her memories, in the puff of his breath and the touch of his lips, the feel of his need and her own that matches. 

When she opens her eyes, she realizes she’s got one hand resting on her belly. He’s noticed, too, his gaze lingering just long enough for realization to dawn, just long enough for him to make a noise like he’s been punched in the chest. 

He forces his eyes up to meet hers, steps toward her without conscious thought. “Rose. You’re not…?”

Because she can’t stand to imagine him living the rest of his life locked away in this universe, aching with the knowledge that he’s been separated not only from the Time Lord who loves him but also their child, she lies. 

Posted 16 hours ago
Posted 16 hours ago

cumberqueen:

lornasp:

thethiefandtheangel:

After recent events, this seemed an appropriate follow-up to one of my previous gifsets, also included above.

Congratulations, Andrew Scott!

This made me giggle.

AJDHSAJDAJDHAJKDHAKDJADHJA

Posted 16 hours ago

theatomicboom:

i don’t get people who don’t like reading

i mean there are people who are so proud to say that they haven’t read a book since high school

like am i supposed to be impressed by that or

Posted 16 hours ago
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the-mischievous-loki:

melissa-smile-iv:

Loki by =AmandaTolleson

What the hell

what the hell I’m serious this is not art this is a photograph

Posted 16 hours ago

The Shortest Horror Story Ever

mad-angel-with-a-box:

frequency-radio:

supersonicbionic:

 The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.

-Frederic Brown

 

Oh hello, I’m the Doctor! Why did you lock yourself in a room? Bit boring, isn’t it?

And the shortest horror story ever just became a comedy.

#How fandoms ruin hipster posts

(Source: lmaogtfo)

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bakerstreetbabes:

The Baker Street Babes Birthday Giveaway: Holmes Version

The Baker Street Babes put our out first podcast one year ago today. Least to say we’ve come a very long way and it wouldn’t have been possible without all of you. So, the past few months we’ve been gathering prizes and goodies for a MASSIVE giveaway… and here it is!

In this version of the give away you win EVERYTHING below. Yes. EVERYTHING!

  • Sherlock Series 1 DVD, signed by Benedict Cumberbatch & Martin Freeman (donated by Hartswood Films)
  • Sherlock Art Nouveau print (donated by Daunt)
  • Sherlock & John bookmarks (donated by Daunt)
  • Sherlock t-shirt of your choice (donated by Qwertee)
  • Baker Street Journal Spring Issue featuring an interview with Baker Street Babe Curly/Kristina. (donated by The Baker Street Journal)
  • The full Sherlock Holmes Society of London dramatised canon CD set, signed by the actors. (donated by The Sherlock Holmes Society of London)
  • Brainy is the New Sexy pendant in polished brass. (donated by Belaurient Arts)
  • I Believe In Sherlock Holmes pendant in sterling silver. (donated by Belaurient Arts)
  • I Believe In Sherlock Holmes keychain in nickel silver. Please be aware this is made of nickel and if you’re allergic to it you now have a free gift to a non-allergen Sherlockian of your choice! (donated by Belaurient Arts)
  • The Detective & The Woman, signed by author Amy Thomas (donated by Amy Thomas)
  • The Illustrated Speckled Band. (donated by Gasogene Books, Wessex Press)
  • My Love Affair With Sherlock magazine by Caitlin Moran.
  • The Sherlock Holmes Handbook by Ransom Riggs
  • Large print of Sherlock & John in a train carriage by reapersun. Pen there for scale. (donated by reapersun)
  • Baker Street mini-sign
  • CD of BigFinish’s Sherlock Holmes: The Adventure of the Perfidious Mariner starring Nick Briggs. (Donated by BigFinish)

So? How do you win?

  • You may reblog each version ONCE per DAY. The giveaway will run until June 10th.
  • Likes DO NOT COUNT.
  • The winners will be chosen by a random number generator. They will have 24 hours to confirm with their address. The first number wins the Holmes Version, the second number wins the Watson Version.
  • We will ship anywhere in the world.
  • You cannot win both versions of the giveaway.
  • You do not have to be following us, however, this is a present to our followers and listeners, so it’s appreciated. Plus we do really cool things like interview Sherlock cast and authors and chat about Sherlock Holmes all the time!
  • If you are following us and win, you’ll get an extra special gift on top of all of this!
  • Any questions, naturally just ask. We’d prefer if you’d send an ask not anonymously so we can reply privately and not clog up people’s dashes.

You can listen to our podcasts [HERE]!

Follow us on twitter at @BakerStBabes

Like us on facebook [HERE]!

And visit our website [HERE]!

Posted 16 hours ago
Posted 16 hours ago
cradletoalpha:

professorspork:

getoutofmygarden:

I imagine two scenarios in owning this clock:
1) It singing Be Our Guest every time someone visits.
or
2) Every morning I’d hear this “GIRL YOU LATE. IS THAT REALLY WHAT YOU’RE WEARING TODAY? I MEAN YOU’RE ALREADY LATE SO I’D GO CHANGE AT THIS POINT.”

SASSY GAY GRANDFATHER CLOCK

cradletoalpha:

professorspork:

getoutofmygarden:

I imagine two scenarios in owning this clock:

1) It singing Be Our Guest every time someone visits.

or

2) Every morning I’d hear this “GIRL YOU LATE. IS THAT REALLY WHAT YOU’RE WEARING TODAY? I MEAN YOU’RE ALREADY LATE SO I’D GO CHANGE AT THIS POINT.”

SASSY GAY GRANDFATHER CLOCK

(Source: imgfave)